Politics tend to really bring out the dark side and angry side in some people. Take the other day for example. What started out as a President Bush really sucks statement from one person while staring at the TV, the person was answered with a very direct attack saying fuck you and your views get the fuck out of here if you don't like this country. Well, it blew up and it was like some Nas/Jay-Z shit... yes over politics. While both people fought about which side was right and who the best presidents were I drank my Heineken in awe not knowing whether to laugh or realize this is the ultimate foul; talking about this stupid shit and bringing everyone into it. The ultimate mood killer.
Eventually it got to the point where they began to argue about who the best president of our country was. Regan, JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and so on. Silently I watched and finally I gave in to temptation and found myself involved in the fight. And that's when I realized who the best President of all time was and what the true answer was to all this bullshit... Bill Pullman in Independence Day. Not only does he deliver that mesmerizing speach, "TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY" and goes off to fucking fight an entire race of unknown people along with the soldiers, the motherfucker basically gets Iraq on the other line and well heres the edited version of the conversation.
Bill Pullman: Yo dude, I know we're the USA and you hate us, but we both hate Aliens.
Iraq:Yeee my nigga, fuck that shit lets kill some motherfuckers.
Pullman:God Bless, you.
Drunk, or maybe just making too much sense nobody came to my defense on this one, but that's understandable. The result of this was a Harrison Ford was much better, he single handedly saved Air Force One. Cheers.
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
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