Beyond the Walls of Intelligence....

You know the scene in Stand By Me where an older version of Gordy looks at his computer and says, "I'll never have friends like I did when I was twelve," and turns off his computer to go outside and play with his kids? Sometimes when I reflect on my senior year I feel like Gordy.

Mark Twain once said that a person should never let school get in the way of their education. Well Mark, I certainly took what you said to heart because while I did recieve good grades that year, the effort was focused in the walls outside of education. Yes, I partied. A lot. Probably too much.

But the question here is do I regret it? And the answer is simple; not the slightest. I can't think of how many lessons I learned that year outside of school from the people that I no longer refer to as friends, but rather as my family. In between all the breaths of smoke, swallows of alcohol, and girls who were out to 'screw us over' the connections made are some of the most strong I think that have ever existed on this planet. Or at least in the suburbs of the Garden State.

In middle school I was the quiet composed kid; nobody ever knew what was going on in my head, whether I was truly sad or happy, or if something was up my ass that specific day. But by the time I walked out of the highschool for the final time, there were people who knew exactly what was on my mind, exactly what was bothering me, or exactly what I was anticipating with excitement. I guess it's true; friends listen to what you say but real friends listen to what you're not saying. Whether we were running from the cops or trying to protect someone from an exgirlfriend who has the cops and world out to bring you down (that's not specific is it?) or make ammends with someone who had damaged one of us, we were a family and we did everything together.

Looking back I probably could have gone to Notre Dame instead of Providence if I tried harder. I also probably could have been a much better athlete. Regrets will always surround you, but when you live like I was lucky enough to they're overshadowed. If anyone ever stumbles across this meaningless blog that I practice writing on learn this from these words. "Beyond the walls of intelligence life is defined." When I used to listen to Illmatic in the car or on the iPod I didn't really know what Nas meant; just assumed it was about robbing people and shit. But it's not. There is more to life than being the best, getting the best grades, being ranked all-conference, making money, and getting laid. Although these are terrific things, I wouldn't trade the bonds I made for any of them.

To all the kids out there, live your life and love it. Be happy being you. Do what you want with who you want. I'm not anyone special; I just have people who will have my back no matter how wrong I am or how much trouble I get in. That is the deffinition of happiness to me. And I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Unless you can hook me up with Rihanna. I'd really wanna do some shit with her.

Oh Keanu: My Tribute to The Movies That Deserve More Recognition

What makes a movie good? Was The Departed so amazing because of its direction from Martin Scorcesse or because of the tight performances from Leanardo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg playing two people who you certainly would not want to fuck with? Is The Godfather known as the greatest movie of all time because of the terrific adaptation from the groundbreaking book? Good movies are normally movies that win Oscars among other awards and receive high critical praise. (Rotten Tomatoes anyone?) The other exception is a huge cult following that sees past the critical bullshit and judges a movie as 'amazing'. (Fight Club, Donnie Darko... The list goes on.)

Now the purpose of this post is not to bash the titles I just mentioned; I love those movies. But I think its time to name some movies that don't fit that category and give them the praise they deserve.

1. Friday- This could go down as my all time favorite comedy if you ask me on the right day. Chris Tucker is hilarious as a pot smoking dealer who has trouble not smoking up his stash that he needs to sell in order to make some profit. Ice Cube is equally good as the slacker Craig who got fired on his day off... yes on his day off. While the majority of the movie is the two sitting on the porch ripping on each other and telling stories it is easily some of the best conversation between to characters on the screen. This did not win any Oscars, or even MTV Awards for that matter but to this day you still hear motherfuckers saying 'You got knocked the fuck out!'. Well this is where that came from; so did almost every other phrase you say with your buddies every day. *Chris Tucker's first movie was easily his best before he met Jackie Chan and became the family friendly whiny bitch he is today. The sequels to this movie were godawful, and that is because of the absence of Smokey.

2.Half Baked- Before you exit and decide this is a list of stupid stoner movies, hold on. This movie has many flaws and it is far from perfect but goddamn its funny. No, it is not on the level of Chappelles own television show that he would later write with same buddy who he penned this movie with, but I dare you not to laugh at this movie whether you smoke or not. The movie is extremely accurate in its portrayal of dumb lovable stoners and whether you smoke or don't smoke you can appreciate the film because I guarantee you the characters remind of people you grew up with. Hands down, the funniest scene for me is when the kindergarten teacher is feeding the horse and says 'You like that food girl?' and the fat black chick walks by and says 'Fuck you nigga.' Hilarious.

3. Club Dread- People rave about Broken Lizard's efforts when they refer to Beerfest and Super Troopers but this is my personal favorite. (Beerfest was very funny, but Super Troopers might be the most overrated comedy ever.) It parodies horror movies but much more intelligently than say Scary Movie; it is satirical in the sense it sets up similar clique situations but with awesome characters. Brittany Daniel is hot as fuck, and every character is downright hysterical in their portrayal of goofy island resort workers. Some scenes are shockingly violent and gruesome for a comedy; I think that makes it even better. Don't miss this one, Bill Paxton as a Jimmy Buffet rip-off is pretty fuckin' sweet.

4. Constatine- Okay, we all rip on Keanu Reeves for his delivery in basically any movie he ever starred in. But tell me this, name five Keanu movies you weren't entertained by. Personally, I think I like every movie I ever saw him in. Constatine is an awesome movie. Its dark, mean, and stupid; exactly what movies like Spiderman and Fantastic Four aren't and should be. While Batman Begins is clearly the best superhero movie of all time, Constatine is my second favorite. It doesn't take itself seriously, the action is great, Keanu's character is the lovable asshole that everyone likes to root for, and the relgious storyline is pretty cool. The opening with the possession is great and overall I think it is a totally overlooked movie.

5. Grandma's Boy- Dumb, stupid, and awesome. I really enjoyed it. That's all I can really say, if you grew up on the Adam Sandler movies and always liked his crew here they are years later partying and playing video games. Very funny movie.

6. Rambo- I went to go see Rambo expecting an awful movie with my buddies. I thought it would be terrible dialog, terrible story, terrible action, and a lot of laughs. Well, there was no story, dialog, or laughs. This was without a doubt the most violent, gruesome, disgusting, gory movie I've ever seen. The action was COMPLETELY realistic and disturbing. We were not laughing at children being shot up everywhere but I was amazed at how fucked up it was. Anyway, I thought Stallone killing all those Burmese faggots was pretty fucking great and I'd definitely watch this shitty awesome movie again.

7. Bad Boys II- Michael Bay really likes to blow things up and he gets ripped apart for it. He should. He's made some fucking stupid movies. But I LOVE this movie. Will Smith is funny as always, but Martin Lawrence actually makes me laugh in this movie. Yes, I said it. Martin Lawrence and funny are often paired together at the same rate as Magic Johnson and condom but I mean this is one of the best movies ever. The action and comedy never die down. What other movie has Miami Police invade Cuba with rocket launchers and hummers? Pretty damn good movie. You can throw Transformers on this list too, I loved that movie.

AND NOW FOR THE GREATEST MOVIE THAT NEVER GETS THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES...

7. POINT BREAK- Okay, so right away its tough to argue that a movie starring Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, and Gary Busey is one of the greatest action movies ever made. But here's whats really fucked up... it is. Keanu Reeves plays Johnny Utah, an undercover FBI agent who is trying to fit in with a group of surfers who rob banks in dead president masks. If that's not ridiculous enough, the group is lead by a shaggy haired California-esque Swayze who is attracted to Keanu (no homo) for his... well... balls?(no homo... again) But seriously, from the start the movie is so entertaining and intriguing. The action scenes are some of the best ever too. Although there are times where you think to youself 'that is so unreal', you leave the movie pumped and excited. I love this movie to death and will always defend it. "Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesnt it?" By the way, the badass ending is gold.

What REALLY pisses me off is The Fast and the Furious. I once liked that movie, but then I realized that it is literally the SAME exact plot as Point Break. Substitute cars for surfboards. Swayze for Diesel. Keanu for Walker. You got a movie. The love interest, the dead crew members, the cops, the ENDING even. What a great movie for Rob Cohen to rip-off though. At least he knows whats good.

I Miss Blink-182

I remember my teenage middle school years. From 5th grade to 8th grade, I was probably your average guy... I flirted with every girl I could, lead on every girl I could, hit on every girl I could, got with every girl I could, and chilled with my boys. (Now that I think about it, I really didn't grow up in highschool did I?) But throughout those rebellious years of hating teachers and the people around you, wanting to break out of the small town you were trapped in, watching fights on daily basis and crowding around cheering them on, and waiting for the 180 degree turn that is highschool to make you love life again, everyone had a sountrack. Blink-182 was mine.

Call me crazy, but Mark, Tom, and Travis were the gods that I praised. I had every shirt, book, poster, CD, and miscellanious piece of merchandise I could find. The songs with lyrics about girls, getting grounded, girls, fucking dogs, and more importantly girls were like my bible. I still go back and listen to those CDs and I'm happy. What the fuck happened to that though? I look at the bands out ther like Fall Out Boy, Paramore, and god help me Boys Like Girls (what a great name, I'd hope they do) and want to blow my fucking head off.

Blink was immature, no denying it. But they were fun and they captured what it was like to be a kid. These emo, pardon my language, faggots are ruining that. It's no wonder why the past four years I've listened to strictly rap; its the only genre people try to outdo eachother and be the best. These new bands just circlejerk each other all day and cry.

But here is the worst part. Ever since Tom Delonge fell off the sanity train and woke up thinking he was the reincarnation of Bono, Ghandi, and Carlton Banks (dance moves only) he ruined the best thing he was ever apart of and has tried to take advantage of the shitty music he is surrounded by in his genre. He knows the other bands suck and I think deep down he wanted to go to classic rock routes and try to spark a 'change' and set the boundries. Maybe if he wasn't such a cocksucker he would have realized that with Mark and Travis he was making ten times better music and would have been a part of the band that stood out and was still a success.

Oh well. Looks like I'll be waiting for the new Nas CD and Detox to drop; Angels and Airwaves can go fuck themself.

50 vs. Kanye Best Match Up Ever? Please....

This whole 50 Cent vs. Kanye battle on September 11 is interesting, don't get me wrong, but is it really two lyrical geniuses fighting for the throne of hip-hop? No. Not at all. Don't get me wrong, both have their share of great songs and they deffinitley get the best beats out there.. Dre, HOV, Timbaland, etc.. but people don't realize they're two of the most repetitive rappers. Are they better than the talented but overrated Lil' Wayne, TI, Game, and Jeezy? Sure. But they're not the best.

Without hearing the new album heres my prediction for a 50 lyric:
G Unit in the house, thats my clique, you aint down with us ni**a suck my dick.. i got gangstaz on my right, playaz on my left, ni**a you wanna fight? damn right you dont now pass the sess.. smoke but dont choke cus if you do ima shoot you up you mothafuckin' joke.

Without hearing the new album heres my prediction for a Kanye lyric:
Girl you played me, I'm done yo I'm going to sleep, bitch you cut me deep, can't stop hitting the blunt can't stop hittin' the bottle, thoughts so complex my ni**as call me Aristotle. Please yo, get outta my head, I'm sick of going through this shit to pass out in the bed.

They both have classics... 50's High All The Time, What Up Gangsta?, In Da Club, Many Men, and I'm Supposed to Die Tonight are some of my favorites as well as Kanye's Jesus Walks, Never Let Me Down, Celebration, Can't Tell Me Nothing and so on. But take all these songs and they're themes are repeated on the CD's over and over... when your at a party and its blasting your dancing, grindin, mackin and your not thinking these lyrics are gettin' old.. but when your driving around, putting the iPod on shuffle, or sitting at the computer eventually you start to wonder. Here's some of the greatest rap CDs for their genius that people tend to look past today:

1.NWA- Straight Outta Compton... let's be real when Ice Cube told you to say Fuck the Police and that he was coming Straight Outta Compton along with Eazy, Dre, Ren, and Yella you weren't only mesmerized, you were ready to take out the next cop who drove down your suburban streets...

2. Eminem- The Marshall Mathers LP.. Marshall Mather's stepped up from an impressive debut.. but unlike the Slim Shady LP Eminem wasn't talking about drugs and women to piss you off, he was pissed off. And when the guy is pissed off the best shit comes out of his mouth. I'm Back, Marshall Mathers, The Way I Am, Drug Ballad, and Under the Influnece are all amazing tracks on a mindblowing CD. As for Kim.. if you're not scared or disturbed by the end of the song upon your first listen I don't know what to say.. then again the first time I heard it I was 11.

3. Nas-Illimatic.. You ever been in a 'New York State of Mind'? If not deffinitley hit this East Side classic up. "Lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we get high."

4. Wu Tang- Enter the 36 Chambers... The phrase Cash Rules Everything Around Me was born here, not in Akon or Weezy's mouth.

5. Ghostface Killa- Fishscale...One of the best recent rap CDs out there.. deffinitely download The Champ.

6. Jay-Z-The Black Album and Reasonable Doubt... Kingdom Come never came out, or at least I pretend that it didn't.

7. Snoop Dogg-Doggystyle..If you dont blast Gin and Juice, Who Am I (Whats My Name?), GZ and Hustlaz, or Murder Was the Case, you've never been down with the westside.

8. 2Pac's Greatest Hits/AllEyezOnMe.. The realest motherfucker out there.

9. Notorious B.I.G- Ready to Die.. Second realest.... although he was owned on Hit'em Up...

8. Dr. Dre-The Chronic.. I shouldn't have to explain. If you like rap and respect yourself you have this CD. All of todays rap wouldn't exist or sound the same without this CD. Saved the best for last.


Theres more but these were the ones that instantly popped to mind. Cube's AmeriKKKa's most should be up there, but he got his props regardless. On Sept. 11 when Kanye outsells 50 whose latest singles have sucked with the exception of Ayo Technology, rap is going to have a good day. But certainly not the GREAT day everyone anticipates..

Politics tend to really bring out the dark side and angry side in some people. Take the other day for example. What started out as a President Bush really sucks statement from one person while staring at the TV, the person was answered with a very direct attack saying fuck you and your views get the fuck out of here if you don't like this country. Well, it blew up and it was like some Nas/Jay-Z shit... yes over politics. While both people fought about which side was right and who the best presidents were I drank my Heineken in awe not knowing whether to laugh or realize this is the ultimate foul; talking about this stupid shit and bringing everyone into it. The ultimate mood killer.
Eventually it got to the point where they began to argue about who the best president of our country was. Regan, JFK, Lincoln, FDR, and so on. Silently I watched and finally I gave in to temptation and found myself involved in the fight. And that's when I realized who the best President of all time was and what the true answer was to all this bullshit... Bill Pullman in Independence Day. Not only does he deliver that mesmerizing speach, "TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY" and goes off to fucking fight an entire race of unknown people along with the soldiers, the motherfucker basically gets Iraq on the other line and well heres the edited version of the conversation.
Bill Pullman: Yo dude, I know we're the USA and you hate us, but we both hate Aliens.
Iraq:Yeee my nigga, fuck that shit lets kill some motherfuckers.
Pullman:God Bless, you.

Drunk, or maybe just making too much sense nobody came to my defense on this one, but that's understandable. The result of this was a Harrison Ford was much better, he single handedly saved Air Force One. Cheers.